The chaos of planning a millennial wedding

My fiancé.

I had one of my optimistic, impulsive and reckless epiphanies on January 23.

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And when I have an epiphany, I act.

Not because I want to, but because I am a stubborn, superstitious and impulsive person by nature.

I am getting married.

Not next year, not in six months, but in a mere three weeks.

“It’ll be easy,” I thought.

“I just need a dress, a venue and a caterer,” I thought with confidence and excitement.

After creeping into the deep, dark depths of the internet for a frugal dress, venue, and caterer, I discovered there are no such things as cheap wedding dresses, venues are absurd and caterers only serve caviar, apparently.

I used to be one of those women who judged bridezillas.

“How can someone be so superficial?” I’d ask myself.

I also often spoke the words: “I refuse to pay R100 000 for a wedding.”

Ah, the naivety.

Luckily, mom intervened: “only the best for my little girl”.

Bless her heart.

With two (almost) drained bank accounts and an enthusiastic, but apathetic fiancé, I am wrestling my way through due deposits and I am torn between lilies and roses.

A white or ivory dress? Underplates or paper doilies? To garter belt or not to garter belt?

Needless to say, I don’t care about flowers; I don’t know the difference between white and ivory; I don’t understand the function of an underplate and I don’t know where to buy a garter belt.

Last Sunday something incredible happened.

A family friend spoke the truest of words.

“If something goes wrong, only you will know about it.”

This was music to my ears and had the same effect as a Californian cocktail.

For a brief moment amidst the chaos, I took a breath.

It was blissful and lasted about an hour.

There is no doubt in my mind that in about three weeks, I am going to be an emotional wreck.

But for now, I am trying to convince my family that I am not pregnant, focussing on not getting fired and praying to all holy bodies that it doesn’t rain in Pretoria East on March 3.

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Johané Turkstra

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